May 2013
95 posts
cornchipz:
awkwardcontent:
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
“Where will we find strength
if not inside of ourselves?
How else can we...”
– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)
oomshi:
Don’t touch what you can’t afford aka me
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“You mean the generation that paid three times as much for college to enter a job...”
– When comments are better than the article, Atlantic edition (“The Cheapest Generation: Why Millennials aren’t buying cars or houses, and what that means for the economy”)
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I have to be awake in about 4 hours. But I can’t fall asleep. My head is spinning with too many thoughts.
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balloonney:
teachers who don’t let videos buffer before playing them
and think the video is broken when it stops to load
“well it’s a shame the video’s not working. i guess we’ll have to do this packet instead”
“work in pairs”
thrillionaire:
just spooning my girlfriend
out of her container
it’s ice cream
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“But who can say what’s best? That’s why you need to grab whatever chance you...”
– Haruki Murakami (via paradoxicalsentiments)
bandsandbattlescars:
Attend college Attend colleg Attend colle Attend coll Attend col Attend co Attend con Attend conc Attend conce Attend concer Attend concert Attend concerts
Literal Heart of Jesus: gatzzby: You’re not a REAL... →
gatzzby:
You’re not a REAL Gatsby fan unless you’ve read the book. Unless you’ve read every Fitzgerald book. Unless you’ve read their early drafts, mailed to you by Fitzgerald himself. Unless you first read Gatsby when Scott handed it to you in a Parisian bar in 1925, apologising for the…
roseplated:
CAN I INJECT THIS ALBUM INTO MY BLOODSTREAM
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Shrineart's Corner: hereincoherent: NO LISTEN,... →
hereincoherent:
thunderfish24:
hereincoherent:
NO LISTEN, SERIOUSLY GUYS
What you call “correct grammar” is a social construct which is useful to know specifically because people will equate it with your level of education when you are trying to, say, apply for jobs, or get a book published, or the like. It is otherwise…
A whole lot of nope right here. There is a huge difference between...
“Hope has two beautiful daughters. Their names are anger and courage; anger at...”
– Augustine of Hippo (via girlsack)
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keepingitupwiththekenways:
there is no friendship in mario kart
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